An interesting article caught my eye today about penis sizes around the world. If you’re looking to study abroad or visit, let’s just say Asia for example, you should know that they have, on average, the smallest penises in the world. For a guy, that could be great – you’ve never looked more endowed in your life. Congrats! For a girl, however, it might be something to take into consideration.
Additionally, it seems as though the expression “once you go black, you never go back” may be based on truth. Africa, on average, is home to some of the largest human, male penises in the world.
If you’re interested in further exploring another factor that can weigh into your next vacation destination or study abroad location, check out the link and learn more about penis size around the world.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map
Monday, March 28, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Still hungover? Another St. Party’s weekend DONE
We got decked out in green clothes, drank green beer that colored our teeth, ate green tortillas at Panchero’s, and danced our little leprechaun butts off. Now, the weekend of reckless partying is over…so what’s next?
The festive air and loose attitude of St. Patrick’s Day in college brought about many hook-ups and action getting days/nights. In the wake of the craziness, are several date parties and last chances of trying to hook-up with that special someone you’ve been eyeing before finals start and you stop going out as much. Take advantage of the metaphorical seeds you planted over the weekend and ask someone to your date party. Text them before you go out at night and see if they are too. The going-out opportunities at school are numbered. Carpe noctem.
The festive air and loose attitude of St. Patrick’s Day in college brought about many hook-ups and action getting days/nights. In the wake of the craziness, are several date parties and last chances of trying to hook-up with that special someone you’ve been eyeing before finals start and you stop going out as much. Take advantage of the metaphorical seeds you planted over the weekend and ask someone to your date party. Text them before you go out at night and see if they are too. The going-out opportunities at school are numbered. Carpe noctem.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sexy Song of the Week
A sexy song is a song you like to grind to. A song you like you to drop it low and bring it up slow to. To get really close and bump and grind to.
A song you like to have intense, dry sex in public to.
This week’s sexy song of the week is a classic number by the suave R. Kelly: Ignition (remix). It’s not so subtle hints about putting the key in the ignition really get people’s motors running with its smooth beats. It is a classic song that people grind/make-out on the dance floor to, which makes it our sexy song of the week.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
A song you like to have intense, dry sex in public to.
This week’s sexy song of the week is a classic number by the suave R. Kelly: Ignition (remix). It’s not so subtle hints about putting the key in the ignition really get people’s motors running with its smooth beats. It is a classic song that people grind/make-out on the dance floor to, which makes it our sexy song of the week.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Spring Break: The Aftermath
Back to the sunless Ann Arbor after a week of wild times in the sun (except for those people that did not go somewhere wonderful and warm – sucks). For the rest of us, we are left with remnants of the sun’s effects (sunburn/peeling/quickly fading tans) and hazy memories of spring break hook-ups.
The question now is, were those hook-ups just a spring break thing or will they continue now that we are back at school?
The answer to this ultimate question is simple: it depends.
But here are some possible signs to determine if it was a spring-break-only-deal or if it could continue.
1. Did they ask for your number? If the answer is no, then the answer you should expect about a late night hook-up is also, no.
2. Have you recently become Facebook friends with your fling? This is a tricky sign to read because if they did friend you, it could mean two things: they’re into hitting you up again or they just wanted to clarify who you/what you look like/reassure themselves that it was okay to hook-up with you because it was just spring break (so it’s like it didn’t happen).
3. You see you have some pictures tagged together on Facebook, are those tags still tagged? You might want to keep an eye on that because if you’re getting your pictures together untagged, your hook-up probably is
a) embarrassed
b) has a significant other of sorts and is nervous about them discovering what an asshole they were
c) they are just a freak about how they look in tagged pictures.
4. A final sign is whether or not they find some way to contact you. Either online, by phone, through a mutual friend, or in person (probably near or around Scorekeepers).
Hopefully, or maybe not so hopefully, all your spring break hook-ups will turn into awesome, non-dramatic, problem/heartbreak-free relationships but, honestly, don’t get your hopes up. Keep an open mind. It was fun while it lasted so who cares if it might be over. There’s a million fish in the sea and three nights of the week that people go to Skeeps.
The question now is, were those hook-ups just a spring break thing or will they continue now that we are back at school?
The answer to this ultimate question is simple: it depends.
But here are some possible signs to determine if it was a spring-break-only-deal or if it could continue.
1. Did they ask for your number? If the answer is no, then the answer you should expect about a late night hook-up is also, no.
2. Have you recently become Facebook friends with your fling? This is a tricky sign to read because if they did friend you, it could mean two things: they’re into hitting you up again or they just wanted to clarify who you/what you look like/reassure themselves that it was okay to hook-up with you because it was just spring break (so it’s like it didn’t happen).
3. You see you have some pictures tagged together on Facebook, are those tags still tagged? You might want to keep an eye on that because if you’re getting your pictures together untagged, your hook-up probably is
a) embarrassed
b) has a significant other of sorts and is nervous about them discovering what an asshole they were
c) they are just a freak about how they look in tagged pictures.
4. A final sign is whether or not they find some way to contact you. Either online, by phone, through a mutual friend, or in person (probably near or around Scorekeepers).
Hopefully, or maybe not so hopefully, all your spring break hook-ups will turn into awesome, non-dramatic, problem/heartbreak-free relationships but, honestly, don’t get your hopes up. Keep an open mind. It was fun while it lasted so who cares if it might be over. There’s a million fish in the sea and three nights of the week that people go to Skeeps.
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