Hey everyone hope your all getting excited for Halloween!
It's always been one of my favorite holidays. As a little kid you get as much candy as you can carry and as a college student you can still get a lot of sugar if you know how to play the night...
So here are a few tips (if you missed them from this weeks show) to guarantee a spooky and sexy Halloween
1. Dress the Part--- Pick a costume thats going to show you off. Guy's if you've been hitting the gym recently dress up as a caveman or body builder or something to show off those guns, or if you've just grown your first mustache be Ron Burgundy. Girls it goes without saying if your trying to get guys attention, LESS IS MORE. Obviously don't go out naked but show a little skin, the more promiscuous you dress the more likely it is for a guy to approach you.
2. Be a little aggressive--- Everyone is out to have a good time so put yourself out there a little bit. Maybe go and introduce yourself to someone you normally wouldn't have the confidence to normally. Maybe you've always had a crush on that really cute girl in your spanish class, well nows your chance. Think about it even if she turns you down you're in a costume and can totally pretend it wasn't you the next day.
3. Try a little role play?--- Come on everyone... If you're already in a costume why not try it. If you have a long time parter or brand new friend mess around a little. Its a fun way to spice things up in the bedroom and do all the things you always thought about and could never pull off. Join the mile high club with a super cute flight attendant or maybe have that plumber take care of that problem you have...
4. Have fun--- Halloween is basically just about having fun so go out with your friends be safe and make some memories good or regrettable. AND YES!! Remember everyone this is one of the few times a year where you can actually say dude or girlfriend (whatever the girl equivalent to dude is) I had no idea thats what he looked like!!! He was in costume. So lower your standards a little??? Just kidding but have a good time!
Hope everyone has a great Halloween and please watch our show next week same time same channel.
10Pm channel 55 in the dorms
Were also starting to upload clips on Youtube... search wolv tv turned on if you want to check us out there
Friday, October 31, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
National Coming Out Week
Yesterday (Saturday, October 11th) was National Coming Out day, so I thought I would share some fun gay history and facts.
The rainbow flag that we all associate with gays started to have significance with the LGBT community in 1978. The colors are used to represent diversity within the community, and is normally flown with red on top. Red signifies life, orange is healing, yellow is sunlight, green is nature, blue is harmony and purple is spirit.
Purple is another gay community symbol, with a very different meaning. Normally seen as a pink upside down triangle, this was a symbol used to identify homosexual men in Nazi concentration camps. The Holocaust was not just about jews, but many gays were deported as well. An upside down black triangle was used specifically for women who were lesbians, or not the ideal image of a woman. Many times these two are combined to form the color purple and purple triangles.
There are references of homo eroticism dating back to 12,000 BC! The first gay couple was thought to be Khumhotep and Niankhknum in Egypt during the 25th century BC, with the first Lesbian being from Lesbos in the 6th century BC. Looking at the current debate of gay marriage, the first recorded and legal gay marriages were performed in the 1st century BC. One marriage was even gave one man the same honors as Julius Caesar's wife. In fact, it is believed that Caesar himself was involved in a gay love affair!
Some other quick facts:
It was not until the 1920's that the term gay was actually used to refer to homosexuals.
In 1973, the APA removed homosexuality from its list of mental disorders.
Did you know... in many countries in Africa and the middle East, homosexuality is illegal which is punishable by large penalties, life in prison, and sometimes even the death penalty.
Here on Michigan's campus, there are very open and liberal gay and straight communities.
The rainbow flag that we all associate with gays started to have significance with the LGBT community in 1978. The colors are used to represent diversity within the community, and is normally flown with red on top. Red signifies life, orange is healing, yellow is sunlight, green is nature, blue is harmony and purple is spirit.
Purple is another gay community symbol, with a very different meaning. Normally seen as a pink upside down triangle, this was a symbol used to identify homosexual men in Nazi concentration camps. The Holocaust was not just about jews, but many gays were deported as well. An upside down black triangle was used specifically for women who were lesbians, or not the ideal image of a woman. Many times these two are combined to form the color purple and purple triangles.
There are references of homo eroticism dating back to 12,000 BC! The first gay couple was thought to be Khumhotep and Niankhknum in Egypt during the 25th century BC, with the first Lesbian being from Lesbos in the 6th century BC. Looking at the current debate of gay marriage, the first recorded and legal gay marriages were performed in the 1st century BC. One marriage was even gave one man the same honors as Julius Caesar's wife. In fact, it is believed that Caesar himself was involved in a gay love affair!
Some other quick facts:
It was not until the 1920's that the term gay was actually used to refer to homosexuals.
In 1973, the APA removed homosexuality from its list of mental disorders.
Did you know... in many countries in Africa and the middle East, homosexuality is illegal which is punishable by large penalties, life in prison, and sometimes even the death penalty.
Here on Michigan's campus, there are very open and liberal gay and straight communities.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Martha's Wiener
One of our new field correspondents, Diana Rosenbach sent me an article about the Martha Stewart Show last week.
"The always primp and proper Martha Stewart dedicated an entire episode of her daytime
show this week to everything Hot Dog related.
The Martha Stewart Show featured all kinds of hot dogs and toppings.
They even had a special 15-foot hot dog created by Empire National in Brooklyn that was
hand delivered to Martha's studio.
And showing you can never be too proper, Ms. Stewart added, "For those of you who don't
think length matters, I disagree ? especially when it comes to wieners."
How saucy, Martha!
"There's just never enough bites in a hot dog," she added."
Thank you Perez Hilton!
I guess size does matter... thanks Martha!
See you all Tuesday at 10:00!
Your Sexperts
ps: did anyone try the testosterone patch yet?
"The always primp and proper Martha Stewart dedicated an entire episode of her daytime
show this week to everything Hot Dog related.
The Martha Stewart Show featured all kinds of hot dogs and toppings.
They even had a special 15-foot hot dog created by Empire National in Brooklyn that was
hand delivered to Martha's studio.
And showing you can never be too proper, Ms. Stewart added, "For those of you who don't
think length matters, I disagree ? especially when it comes to wieners."
How saucy, Martha!
"There's just never enough bites in a hot dog," she added."
Thank you Perez Hilton!
I guess size does matter... thanks Martha!
See you all Tuesday at 10:00!
Your Sexperts
ps: did anyone try the testosterone patch yet?
Welcome Back Sexy Students!
Hello All!
As September is coming to an end new things are starting in our lives... Football season, hour long lines at Ricks, BTB, a new semester of classes and of course, a new season of Turned On!
I hope many of you guys that are fans to this blog (I think we have 2 people right now) all tuned into the show last Tuesday. The new and improved season of Turned On premiered with a very successful half hour episode and the introduction of some new sexperts.
Matt Plonsker, a sophomore cancer who enjoys playing The Sims online and some Billy Holiday is our new sexpert and co-host. Matt is replacing the very sexy and experienced Justin Kushner but don't worry folks, Matt's has first-hand experiences with nights at Studio, penis-enlargers and missing football games for underage sorority girls, so he will be great for this show.
Bob Thorson is also a new addition to the Turned On studio. Although Bob's specialties are STD's and anal sex, he is clean as a whistle... well we'll see about that. Bob's professionalism and sex knowledge is exactly what this season needs and I can't wait to hear Bob say "cum" again next week.
Turned On still has our amazing director Andrew Jones and head field correspondent Sara Kuzminski.
If you are interested in joining the Turned On family please contact TurnedOn08@umich.edu.
Remember folks, we are a public service for YOU, the students of University of Michigan. We, your loyal sexperts, are here to help you get into that freshman's girls pants, stop being embarrassed to masturbate and find out what the bump really is on your penis.
If you have any questions or need advice from one of our sexperts throughout the week please e-mail TurnedOn08@umich.edu and you will get a response within 24 hours or less.
See you all sexy people Tuesday at 10:00! Channel 55 in the dorms!
Your Producer and Sexpert,
Samie
As September is coming to an end new things are starting in our lives... Football season, hour long lines at Ricks, BTB, a new semester of classes and of course, a new season of Turned On!
I hope many of you guys that are fans to this blog (I think we have 2 people right now) all tuned into the show last Tuesday. The new and improved season of Turned On premiered with a very successful half hour episode and the introduction of some new sexperts.
Matt Plonsker, a sophomore cancer who enjoys playing The Sims online and some Billy Holiday is our new sexpert and co-host. Matt is replacing the very sexy and experienced Justin Kushner but don't worry folks, Matt's has first-hand experiences with nights at Studio, penis-enlargers and missing football games for underage sorority girls, so he will be great for this show.
Bob Thorson is also a new addition to the Turned On studio. Although Bob's specialties are STD's and anal sex, he is clean as a whistle... well we'll see about that. Bob's professionalism and sex knowledge is exactly what this season needs and I can't wait to hear Bob say "cum" again next week.
Turned On still has our amazing director Andrew Jones and head field correspondent Sara Kuzminski.
If you are interested in joining the Turned On family please contact TurnedOn08@umich.edu.
Remember folks, we are a public service for YOU, the students of University of Michigan. We, your loyal sexperts, are here to help you get into that freshman's girls pants, stop being embarrassed to masturbate and find out what the bump really is on your penis.
If you have any questions or need advice from one of our sexperts throughout the week please e-mail TurnedOn08@umich.edu and you will get a response within 24 hours or less.
See you all sexy people Tuesday at 10:00! Channel 55 in the dorms!
Your Producer and Sexpert,
Samie
Monday, February 11, 2008
Win a Valentine's Date with Dan!
That's right! We here at Turned On! are committed to giving back to our loyal viewers. That is why we are giving away an all expenses paid date party invite to one very lucky lady. If you have plans for Valentine's Day already, break them. If you don't have plans this Valentine's Day, make them! Dan's plans recently changed as his date bailed on him last minute. What a floosie! Dan is a smart, easygoing guy who likes to both work hard and play hard. Enjoy a night you will not soon forget as you will party along side your Sexperts and other notable hotties.
If you are interested in accompanying Dan as his date this Thursday, please email wolv.turnedon07@umich.edu. Let us know why YOU would be a great date for Dan.
Guys need not apply.
Your Sexperts
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
A day with Ronney...
Here at Turned On!, life as a sexpert can be very interesting...
Justin and I were both very excited to introduce our Sexy Street Sexperts, Jake and Sarah, as they made thier way to the diag to ask our fellow students about pick up lines... this is what they found.
Enjoy and stay sexy,
<3 Samie
PS: For all of our lovely viewers who cannot go one week without being Turned On!, I wanted to let everyone know that Monday, December 3rd, is our last episode of the semester. Before your package starts shrinking, know that Justin and I will be giving great tips for how to make the cold holiday nights more steamy.
PPS: Also, next semester look forward to a new and improved Turned On! The staff and sexperts will be putting thier sexiest minds forward to making the show the best it can be. This also comes with a new time... we will be airing LIVE every Monday night at 11:30 pm! Mark your calanders and I look forward to hearing from you guys this Monday at 11:00!
Justin and I were both very excited to introduce our Sexy Street Sexperts, Jake and Sarah, as they made thier way to the diag to ask our fellow students about pick up lines... this is what they found.
Enjoy and stay sexy,
<3 Samie
PS: For all of our lovely viewers who cannot go one week without being Turned On!, I wanted to let everyone know that Monday, December 3rd, is our last episode of the semester. Before your package starts shrinking, know that Justin and I will be giving great tips for how to make the cold holiday nights more steamy.
PPS: Also, next semester look forward to a new and improved Turned On! The staff and sexperts will be putting thier sexiest minds forward to making the show the best it can be. This also comes with a new time... we will be airing LIVE every Monday night at 11:30 pm! Mark your calanders and I look forward to hearing from you guys this Monday at 11:00!
This Could Be You!
If you haven't had the chance to check out "Turned On" on WOLV TV yet, you are in luck. Here is a special sneak peak at a call in from one of our earlier episodes. You can call in live on Mondays at 11:30pm. Also, if you have what it takes to be a sexpert, email us at wolv.turnedon@umich.edu. We are looking for you!
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