Rules of Hooking-Up in College: Who's Acceptable?

It’s always been clear to both sexes that hooking up with a younger girl or hooking up with an older guy is acceptable. Research actually shows that older men who father children with younger women increase the lifespan of their offspring. From an evolutionary standpoint, older men represent security and a multitude of resources to eligible younger women so it is no surprise that the practice of older men dating younger women has become a common occurrence.

In terms of college life, a freshman guy starts out at the bottom of the hook-up hierarchy and has the next four years of chasing tail to look forward too because their pool of options continues to grow. Every year new classes of freshmen girls arrive to replace the last class; creating the image that hot, new girls keep arriving on campus while you, as a guy, get progressively more filled-out and more attractive to the young, naïve coeds.

But what about when those coveted freshmen girls enter into their sophomore slump? Or when they eventually become SENIOR GIRLS?! The selection of girls for college guys is constantly growing while the selection pool for college girls quickly becomes an evaporated puddle. As a college coed makes her way up the ranks in college, she has two acceptable options: lockdown a boyfriend within the first two years as an underclassman or start dipping into the pool of younger college boys.

Five Rules of Robbing the Cradle:

1. Don’t go back to their dorm or their fraternity house – too many other younger guys there will see you and you DON’T want to get a reputation as that-older-girl-that-gets-with-all-the-younger-guys

2. Unless you really like the young fella, keep strict hook-up etiquette – no dates, nothing but late-night texts, and avoid seeing them during daylight hours at all costs

3. If you plan on nabbing a freshman boy before he gets a bid to a frat, BEWARE: Your frat star ex-boyfriend could end up turning your NEW boyfriend into dead, (not fresh), meat– and you’ll probably get mocked for it at skeeps

4. DON’T keep mentioning his age difference during your hot and (somewhat) shameful hookups. Like a pink elephant in the room, there is no need to mention the fact that while you are driving your friends’ cars from your apartment to Hillers to get your meals, he is taking the bus from Bursley to MoJo to get his

5. Keep his phone number. In five years, hooking up with him might have actually become acceptable

Regardless of society and evolution frowning upon older girls hooking up with younger guys, nothing can spoil the fun of hooking up in college. When in doubt, everybody looks the same in the dark (just make sure they are over eighteen).

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20822095/ns/health-livescience/t/older-man-younger-woman-good-all/#.TnvJj-yMZAo

Where in the World is a Big Carmen San Dickago

An interesting article caught my eye today about penis sizes around the world. If you’re looking to study abroad or visit, let’s just say Asia for example, you should know that they have, on average, the smallest penises in the world. For a guy, that could be great – you’ve never looked more endowed in your life. Congrats! For a girl, however, it might be something to take into consideration.

Additionally, it seems as though the expression “once you go black, you never go back” may be based on truth. Africa, on average, is home to some of the largest human, male penises in the world.

If you’re interested in further exploring another factor that can weigh into your next vacation destination or study abroad location, check out the link and learn more about penis size around the world.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map

Still hungover? Another St. Party’s weekend DONE

We got decked out in green clothes, drank green beer that colored our teeth, ate green tortillas at Panchero’s, and danced our little leprechaun butts off. Now, the weekend of reckless partying is over…so what’s next?
The festive air and loose attitude of St. Patrick’s Day in college brought about many hook-ups and action getting days/nights. In the wake of the craziness, are several date parties and last chances of trying to hook-up with that special someone you’ve been eyeing before finals start and you stop going out as much. Take advantage of the metaphorical seeds you planted over the weekend and ask someone to your date party. Text them before you go out at night and see if they are too. The going-out opportunities at school are numbered. Carpe noctem.

Sexy Song of the Week

A sexy song is a song you like to grind to. A song you like you to drop it low and bring it up slow to. To get really close and bump and grind to.

A song you like to have intense, dry sex in public to.

This week’s sexy song of the week is a classic number by the suave R. Kelly: Ignition (remix). It’s not so subtle hints about putting the key in the ignition really get people’s motors running with its smooth beats. It is a classic song that people grind/make-out on the dance floor to, which makes it our sexy song of the week.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

Spring Break: The Aftermath

Back to the sunless Ann Arbor after a week of wild times in the sun (except for those people that did not go somewhere wonderful and warm – sucks). For the rest of us, we are left with remnants of the sun’s effects (sunburn/peeling/quickly fading tans) and hazy memories of spring break hook-ups.
The question now is, were those hook-ups just a spring break thing or will they continue now that we are back at school?
The answer to this ultimate question is simple: it depends.
But here are some possible signs to determine if it was a spring-break-only-deal or if it could continue.

1. Did they ask for your number? If the answer is no, then the answer you should expect about a late night hook-up is also, no.

2. Have you recently become Facebook friends with your fling? This is a tricky sign to read because if they did friend you, it could mean two things: they’re into hitting you up again or they just wanted to clarify who you/what you look like/reassure themselves that it was okay to hook-up with you because it was just spring break (so it’s like it didn’t happen).

3. You see you have some pictures tagged together on Facebook, are those tags still tagged? You might want to keep an eye on that because if you’re getting your pictures together untagged, your hook-up probably is
a) embarrassed
b) has a significant other of sorts and is nervous about them discovering what an asshole they were
c) they are just a freak about how they look in tagged pictures.

4. A final sign is whether or not they find some way to contact you. Either online, by phone, through a mutual friend, or in person (probably near or around Scorekeepers).

Hopefully, or maybe not so hopefully, all your spring break hook-ups will turn into awesome, non-dramatic, problem/heartbreak-free relationships but, honestly, don’t get your hopes up. Keep an open mind. It was fun while it lasted so who cares if it might be over. There’s a million fish in the sea and three nights of the week that people go to Skeeps.

It tasted a little…funky

If you’ve ever given oral sex to a man then you know that semen has its own special…flavor. But what you might not know, guys, is that there are ways to alter the taste of your semen. Most importantly, your diet has a huge effect. Similar to how sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal, your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste. What a man ejaculates is actually only about 1% sperm. The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, and fuels the sperm in its journey from the penis to your taste buds. In other words, it is not surprising that your semen is so affected by what you eat. The final goal should be to have a sweeter tasting sperm that makes your partner not dread oral sex every time and gives them some incentive to come back for more. Remember, what you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!

Here are ten suggestions to help sweeten up your love juices:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day: Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste of semen.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are a few vegetables to avoid: Any vegetables from the cabbage family are big no-nos, also Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus

5. Cut red meat consumption (this is a big contributor to what makes sperm taste salty). Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality, lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Also, fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.

If your semen, sperm, love juice, jizz, cum, cream, or whatever you want to call it still tastes bad regardless of your diet, see your doctor. You might have an infection down there, you stallion.

What's your type?

Everybody has a ‘type’ of girl or guy that they usually like or tend to pursue. Whether they be black, white, lesbian, Asian, brown-haired, evangelical Chrisitians, green-eyed, albino, or whatever, everybody has some kind of type. Here at the University of Michigan, some undergraduate students put out a satirical parody music video about their type: Jewish American Princesses or JAPs.

Check out their music video and learn about just another type of person that people seek out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvP4OACmWw