Hello All!
As September is coming to an end new things are starting in our lives... Football season, hour long lines at Ricks, BTB, a new semester of classes and of course, a new season of Turned On!
I hope many of you guys that are fans to this blog (I think we have 2 people right now) all tuned into the show last Tuesday. The new and improved season of Turned On premiered with a very successful half hour episode and the introduction of some new sexperts.
Matt Plonsker, a sophomore cancer who enjoys playing The Sims online and some Billy Holiday is our new sexpert and co-host. Matt is replacing the very sexy and experienced Justin Kushner but don't worry folks, Matt's has first-hand experiences with nights at Studio, penis-enlargers and missing football games for underage sorority girls, so he will be great for this show.
Bob Thorson is also a new addition to the Turned On studio. Although Bob's specialties are STD's and anal sex, he is clean as a whistle... well we'll see about that. Bob's professionalism and sex knowledge is exactly what this season needs and I can't wait to hear Bob say "cum" again next week.
Turned On still has our amazing director Andrew Jones and head field correspondent Sara Kuzminski.
If you are interested in joining the Turned On family please contact TurnedOn08@umich.edu.
Remember folks, we are a public service for YOU, the students of University of Michigan. We, your loyal sexperts, are here to help you get into that freshman's girls pants, stop being embarrassed to masturbate and find out what the bump really is on your penis.
If you have any questions or need advice from one of our sexperts throughout the week please e-mail TurnedOn08@umich.edu and you will get a response within 24 hours or less.
See you all sexy people Tuesday at 10:00! Channel 55 in the dorms!
Your Producer and Sexpert,
Samie
