Friday, February 12, 2010

Just Turn Her On


Finally, we can simply press a button when we want sex. This year, Foxy Roxxxy was released at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas becoming the world’s first sex bot. She’s smart, she’s flexible, and she can be all yours at the low price of $9,000. What makes her better than your $50 blow-up doll? Besides the fact that her skin feels like actual human flesh, she can talk to you. WHAT?!? Douglas Hines, the New Jersey inventor, figured what is sex without that initial spark. He equipped her with artificial intelligence, so she can talk, she can move, and she can get extra freaky in the bedroom (her special spine allows her to move upright, and also bend into impossible positions). In addition, she can connect to the Internet, so she can keep updated on all your interests. Moreover, Foxy Roxxxy comes with five personalities, so if you want the adventurous type just flip her to Wild Wendy, but if you desire a quiet and shy sex partner, then turn her on to Frigid Farrah.
While this sex bot intrigues us here at Turned On, the introduction of new electronics into the bedroom poses some problems:
1. Is it cheating if you have sex with a robot?
Should we simply think of Foxy Roxxxy as a dildo with personality? If you are in a relationship, you should talk to your partner before you purchase Foxy Roxxxy. If she feels competition from your sex bot, the choice is yours. However, we suggest keeping the human girlfriend, because bringing a sex bot to a party could create awkward situations for you and your friends. But hey, maybe you’re more of a lone wolf anyways!
2. Can she malfunction and cause some sort of machine uprising?
Hopefully not, but if you feel that she becomes too controlling, turn her to Frigid Farrah immediately.
3. Is Foxy Roxxxy a good holiday present?
For your girlfriend….No! But a male sex bot is in development. For your very lonely guy friend…. Perhaps, depends on the kind of relationship you have.
4. If she falls asleep during sex, should I assume that her batteries ran out, or am I just that bad in bed?
Foxy Roxxxy loves you! She recognizes you, she shares your interests, so there is nothing you can do that will not please her. It is the ultimate ego-boost in the bedroom.
5. What if I don’t find Roxxxy attractive?
Gentleman, she is customizable. Although her height will always be 5’7 and her weight 120 pounds. You choose her race, hair color, eye color, and don’t forget cup size.
Hopefully, you can find an awesome human girlfriend that can offer more than Roxy. If not and you have $9,000 at hand; don’t be afraid to give Foxy Roxxxy a call.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Snuggie Sutra

At U of M we all study a lot. The new Snuggie, "a blanket with sleeves" offers a great way to study in comfort while we study. It has been popularized by its infomercials and youtube hits. But here at turned on we see another use for the Snuggie.

We can ask ourselves, why do we have to take away comfort and warmth when we are getting our freak on? Thats why the Snuggie Sutra comes in handy.
You can visit http://thesnuggiesutra.com/ for the actual Snuggie sutra and for tips on how to have a great sex life all in the comfort of your own Snuggie.

Some of our favorite positions are The Warm and Snuggie, a standing position in which you both fit into the same Snuggie, and the Cuddly Puppy, which is a version of Doggie Style except the man wears the Snuggie and covers his partner with it, providing him or her with warmth AND pleasure. So check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think!

Monday, February 1, 2010

RuPaul is back!

Everyone's favorite Drag Queen is back in her search to find the next best Drag Queen. In RuPaul's Drag Race, the divas must compete to get the top spot as the best drag queen. Tonight 2/1 is the premier episode of the show's second season. RuPaul says of the show's first season, "Tell Tyra [Banks] that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi [Klum] clear the runway. I’m going to pump some ‘realness’ into reality. To be a winner on this show the contestants need to be a fashion designer, an American Idol, and a top model all rolled up into one. And they definitely have to be smarter than a fifth grader.”

The show airs on Logo at 9/8c. Logo programs it's shows towards gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered viewers. But the network is also a great channel for heterosexual viewers as well. The show is a great resource to look into new ideas of open sexuality, and challenging our society's standards on beauty and confidence. You won't want to miss any fabulous hair styles, glitter, outfits, and most importantly cat-fights as the show makes its way into it's second season.