Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Keep warm this winter

Hey guys,

I hope everyone has started off the semester well. It's especially important to keep warm while it's so cold this winter, and there is no better way to do that than to snuggle up with someone special. Not all of us are lucky enough to have that special someone to snuggle with, so sometimes you need to meet that guy or gal at the bar. All of us know it can be difficult to muster up the courage to talk someone, and we can all get a little tongue tied at times. Just be confident, be yourself, and make sure not to say any of the following pick up lines...


Did it hurt? The fall from heaven…
Excuse me is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Hey baby, let’s play house… you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
Hi, you’ll do.
I wonder what our children will look like?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it… and an emergency contraceptive for when I don’t use the condom.
You smell wet.. Let’s party
Come on. We’re leaving.
If you won’t screw me, can I screw you?
I’m sorry were you talking to me? (No.) Well then please start.
I have the strangest feeling you have a very beautiful vagina
You know.. the more I drink the better you look.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy.. But I’m the only one talking to you.
I love every bone in your body… especially mine.

Remember, meeting someone for the first time is all about making a good impression. Trying to be some hard-ass when you're not, is not going to come across well. Just relax and be yourself. To all the girls out there, it takes a lot of balls to come up to you guys when you're with all your friends and looking HOT at the bar. So, when a guy comes over be open, unless he's a total D-bag, then you don't have to talk to him.

Everyone have a safe and fun semester and remember to watch us Tuesday nights at 10pm.

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