Here at Turned On!, life as a sexpert can be very interesting...
Justin and I were both very excited to introduce our Sexy Street Sexperts, Jake and Sarah, as they made thier way to the diag to ask our fellow students about pick up lines... this is what they found.
Enjoy and stay sexy,
<3 Samie
PS: For all of our lovely viewers who cannot go one week without being Turned On!, I wanted to let everyone know that Monday, December 3rd, is our last episode of the semester. Before your package starts shrinking, know that Justin and I will be giving great tips for how to make the cold holiday nights more steamy.
PPS: Also, next semester look forward to a new and improved Turned On! The staff and sexperts will be putting thier sexiest minds forward to making the show the best it can be. This also comes with a new time... we will be airing LIVE every Monday night at 11:30 pm! Mark your calanders and I look forward to hearing from you guys this Monday at 11:00!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
This Could Be You!
If you haven't had the chance to check out "Turned On" on WOLV TV yet, you are in luck. Here is a special sneak peak at a call in from one of our earlier episodes. You can call in live on Mondays at 11:30pm. Also, if you have what it takes to be a sexpert, email us at wolv.turnedon@umich.edu. We are looking for you!
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Legal Seafood
Hey all,
Early this morning while doing my daily regimen of *@%& push ups, I came to the realization that many of our viewers are probably up in Wisconsin trying desperately to bump nasties with the cheese people. This excited me, because I once knew a girl from Wisconsin. It didn't really work out because I knew her roommate a little better the next weekend...
But listen up. If you really want to Wisconsinize your sex this weekend, there's going to be hotties and then there's going to be notties. In between, however, you have to be careful that you're not grinding on some chica who's taking a break from studying for her ACTs! That's why it's important to Know Your Statutory Rape Laws!
This week: Wisconsin!
Wisconsin § 948. 02 § 948. 09 | Sexual intercourse with a person under 13 years of age Sexual intercourse with a person under 16 years of age Sexual intercourse with a minor at least age of 16 | Up to 40 years in prison Up to 25 years in prison Up to nine months in prison |
Source: http://www.cga.ct.gov/2003/olrdata/jud/rpt/2003-R-0376.htm
Remember... Stay LEGAL and Stay SEXY! One technique I would like to advocate is the draft and follow rule. But you'll have to tune in Monday to get more out of me ;o)
Justin
your sEXPERT
Friday, November 9, 2007
Always Turned On!
Welcome to the Turned On! Blog, where we're always blogging.
Our goal is to get this campus thinking and acting sexier, and we are going to use every possible way to keep you turned on... plus you can read this while you're in your underwear.
As sexperts, we constantly have dirty thoughts running through our heads. And sometimes, there's not a television show to discuss it.
Enter: The Turned On! Blog.
This will be the place for you lovebirds to really get inside of our heads, and find out what we're thinking. Gentleman, use this to your advantage... Sex with Samie doesn't just have to be once a week.
And on the rare occasion that we miss something as we go live each Monday night or don't suitably answer your question, chances are we'll have a juicy response for ya right here. So check back, and check back often!
And while we are at your disposal 24/7, this is a two-way street... meaning you have got to respond to us and ask, comment, etc. For example: Do oral sex and poprocks mix? This is a lay-up come on!
Don't forget to watch us each Monday Night, 11:00pm on WolvTV.
Samie and Justin
your sEXPERTS
Our goal is to get this campus thinking and acting sexier, and we are going to use every possible way to keep you turned on... plus you can read this while you're in your underwear.
As sexperts, we constantly have dirty thoughts running through our heads. And sometimes, there's not a television show to discuss it.
Enter: The Turned On! Blog.
This will be the place for you lovebirds to really get inside of our heads, and find out what we're thinking. Gentleman, use this to your advantage... Sex with Samie doesn't just have to be once a week.
And on the rare occasion that we miss something as we go live each Monday night or don't suitably answer your question, chances are we'll have a juicy response for ya right here. So check back, and check back often!
And while we are at your disposal 24/7, this is a two-way street... meaning you have got to respond to us and ask, comment, etc. For example: Do oral sex and poprocks mix? This is a lay-up come on!
Don't forget to watch us each Monday Night, 11:00pm on WolvTV.
Samie and Justin
your sEXPERTS
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