Hey all,
Early this morning while doing my daily regimen of *@%& push ups, I came to the realization that many of our viewers are probably up in Wisconsin trying desperately to bump nasties with the cheese people. This excited me, because I once knew a girl from Wisconsin. It didn't really work out because I knew her roommate a little better the next weekend...
But listen up. If you really want to Wisconsinize your sex this weekend, there's going to be hotties and then there's going to be notties. In between, however, you have to be careful that you're not grinding on some chica who's taking a break from studying for her ACTs! That's why it's important to Know Your Statutory Rape Laws!
This week: Wisconsin!
Wisconsin § 948. 02 § 948. 09 | Sexual intercourse with a person under 13 years of age Sexual intercourse with a person under 16 years of age Sexual intercourse with a minor at least age of 16 | Up to 40 years in prison Up to 25 years in prison Up to nine months in prison |
Source: http://www.cga.ct.gov/2003/olrdata/jud/rpt/2003-R-0376.htm
Remember... Stay LEGAL and Stay SEXY! One technique I would like to advocate is the draft and follow rule. But you'll have to tune in Monday to get more out of me ;o)
Justin
your sEXPERT
1 comment:
wow with a blog like this it might actually be possible that Turned On could win a wolvie...then again competing against a show as sweet as Ebuzz...maybe not.
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