Tuesday, November 3, 2009
How good are you in bed??
Well, according to a poll conducted across the world, where you are from has a lot to do with it. The countries with the best men are:
6. South Africa
8. New Zealand
Americans did not fare to well in the poll however. They came in as the 5th worst for being too rough with the ladies. However, nothing can be as bad as number 1, the Germans who rated as “too smelly.” Two and three could probably take some tips from each other with number 2 being the English who are too lazy and number 3 being the Swedish who are too quick. Our big friends in Holland are too dominating, and all the romantics in Greece are too lovey-dovey. There were people from Wales who were just too large… I’m kidding, but they were number 7 with the men being too selfish. The rowdy Scots to our left were rated as too loud, well the Turks were number 9 with being too sweaty. Finally, the number 10 worst lovers were the Russians who apparently have bad cases of HOB (Hair on back).
So next time you think you are good in bed, check what our friends across the pond are doing and make sure that you don’t improvement in these areas as well!