Vajazzled!

For those of you who like to maintain your areas "down there" a new trend is hitting the market and people are talking! Your partner will definitely be surprised if you are having fun and they discover that you've taken some extra time to make your area sparkle and shine, literally.

Vajazzling is a new way to have "bling" down there. After a Brazilian wax, people are now choosing to lay crystals down on that area. Some spas even have Swarovski crystals in many different colors. They can even be designed into different shapes like a heart or a star

Now before you get too weirded out, its becoming an increasingly popular trend. Stars like Jennifer Love Hewitt are openly talking about their experience in a positive light. You can order kits online and do it for yourself. Additionally, Many spas are now offering this service so the next time you get a wax you can ask if they offer vajazzling! It's may not for everyone, but it's definitely worth a try!

Just Turn Her On

Finally, we can simply press a button when we want sex. This year, Foxy Roxxxy was released at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas becoming the world’s first sex bot. She’s smart, she’s flexible, and she can be all yours at the low price of $9,000. What makes her better than your $50 blow-up doll? Besides the fact that her skin feels like actual human flesh, she can talk to you. WHAT?!? Douglas Hines, the New Jersey inventor, figured what is sex without that initial spark. He equipped her with artificial intelligence, so she can talk, she can move, and she can get extra freaky in the bedroom (her special spine allows her to move upright, and also bend into impossible positions). In addition, she can connect to the Internet, so she can keep updated on all your interests. Moreover, Foxy Roxxxy comes with five personalities, so if you want the adventurous type just flip her to Wild Wendy, but if you desire a quiet and shy sex partner, then turn her on to Frigid Farrah.
While this sex bot intrigues us here at Turned On, the introduction of new electronics into the bedroom poses some problems:
1. Is it cheating if you have sex with a robot?
Should we simply think of Foxy Roxxxy as a dildo with personality? If you are in a relationship, you should talk to your partner before you purchase Foxy Roxxxy. If she feels competition from your sex bot, the choice is yours. However, we suggest keeping the human girlfriend, because bringing a sex bot to a party could create awkward situations for you and your friends. But hey, maybe you’re more of a lone wolf anyways!
2. Can she malfunction and cause some sort of machine uprising?
Hopefully not, but if you feel that she becomes too controlling, turn her to Frigid Farrah immediately.
3. Is Foxy Roxxxy a good holiday present?
For your girlfriend….No! But a male sex bot is in development. For your very lonely guy friend…. Perhaps, depends on the kind of relationship you have.
4. If she falls asleep during sex, should I assume that her batteries ran out, or am I just that bad in bed?
Foxy Roxxxy loves you! She recognizes you, she shares your interests, so there is nothing you can do that will not please her. It is the ultimate ego-boost in the bedroom.
5. What if I don’t find Roxxxy attractive?
Gentleman, she is customizable. Although her height will always be 5’7 and her weight 120 pounds. You choose her race, hair color, eye color, and don’t forget cup size.
Hopefully, you can find an awesome human girlfriend that can offer more than Roxy. If not and you have $9,000 at hand; don’t be afraid to give Foxy Roxxxy a call.

The Snuggie Sutra

At U of M we all study a lot. The new Snuggie, "a blanket with sleeves" offers a great way to study in comfort while we study. It has been popularized by its infomercials and youtube hits. But here at turned on we see another use for the Snuggie.

We can ask ourselves, why do we have to take away comfort and warmth when we are getting our freak on? Thats why the Snuggie Sutra comes in handy.
You can visit http://thesnuggiesutra.com/ for the actual Snuggie sutra and for tips on how to have a great sex life all in the comfort of your own Snuggie.

Some of our favorite positions are The Warm and Snuggie, a standing position in which you both fit into the same Snuggie, and the Cuddly Puppy, which is a version of Doggie Style except the man wears the Snuggie and covers his partner with it, providing him or her with warmth AND pleasure. So check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think!

RuPaul is back!

Everyone's favorite Drag Queen is back in her search to find the next best Drag Queen. In RuPaul's Drag Race, the divas must compete to get the top spot as the best drag queen. Tonight 2/1 is the premier episode of the show's second season. RuPaul says of the show's first season, "Tell Tyra [Banks] that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi [Klum] clear the runway. I’m going to pump some ‘realness’ into reality. To be a winner on this show the contestants need to be a fashion designer, an American Idol, and a top model all rolled up into one. And they definitely have to be smarter than a fifth grader.”

The show airs on Logo at 9/8c. Logo programs it's shows towards gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered viewers. But the network is also a great channel for heterosexual viewers as well. The show is a great resource to look into new ideas of open sexuality, and challenging our society's standards on beauty and confidence. You won't want to miss any fabulous hair styles, glitter, outfits, and most importantly cat-fights as the show makes its way into it's second season.

There's an App for that!

There seems to be an iPhone app for everything, and now there is now is one that will get you hooked up! For girls and guys there is theXchange, a free 24/7 unlimited chat app that uses the iPhone's built in GPS to locate other people with the app in your area. You can view people by gender and find locals who are interested in hooking up!

For gay, bi and curious guys there is Grindr, an app especially just for men that also uses the iPhone's GPS to tell you how far other local guys are from you in terms of feet or miles. You can send your exact location to other guys (don't worry, it doesn't show exactly where you are unless you want to share it), send pictures or chat with other guys in the area.

Remember, be safe and use common sense when meeting people online or over the iPhone. Check out tonight's episode for more on dating or hooking up online, as well as tips on how to be successful and how to stay safe and responsible!

BEWARE! Sex Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life

1. Hypersexuality: This condition also known as nymphomania is characterized by an overactive libido.
Why it's a life ruiner: Ever heard the saying less is more? Though I know a few frat boys who would disagree, sex is no exception to this popular cliche. For those individuals living with hypersexuality, nothing is out of the question when it comes to filling that sexual void. Keep an eye on your partner. Hypersexuality often leads to infidelity.
2. Priapism: A condition in which the erect penis or clitoris does not return to its flaccid state. Why it's a life ruiner: Constant blood flow to your genitals can lead to blood clots, gangrene, and sever pain.
3. Sexsomnia: This condition also known as sleep sex occurs when individuals unknowingly engage in sexual activity in their sleep. Why it's a life ruiner: With this condition, you will not remember your sexual encounters. In addition, you have no control over your sexual partner, which can lead to a variety of other health related issues.
Consult a medical professional if you or someone you know has a similar condition!

Weird Sex News!

I need sex!
Police in Tampa say Joshua Basso was alone and "in the mood" when his cell phone ran out of minutes. So police say he called 911 and asked for someone to have sex with him... five times.

New Romance Robbery
A Tennessee couple is spending their honeymoon behind bars after allegedly robbing the place where they were married. Police say Brian T. Dykes, 21, and Mindy K. McGhee, 24, were wed at the Black Bear Cub Resort Wedding Chapel... then returned at 1 a.m. to rob the joint.

Mother Daughter Rivalry
Two Florida women -- a mother and daughter -- fighting over the same man were arrested and tossed in the clink, according to police.

Creepy Love Triangle
A woman from the St. Louis area was arrested for having sex with her fiance's brother... who is just 13 years old.

Syrian Monkeys
Are Syrians engaged in some epic monkey-spanking? One blogger's complaint that the nation's youth is overly engaged in self-satisfaction has resulted in a sort of online sexual revolution... assuming sex with one's self counts, according to Newsweek. We'll be keeping an eye out for any stories on increased blindness and hairy palms in the region.

I’m Too Sexy
Talk about too hot to handle! A female prison guard in Britain says she lost her job because she was too sexy, and has now won an unfair dismissal and sex discrimination lawsuit, according to the Mail Online.

Man I Feel Like A Woman
A German woman who suffered a seizure now thinks she's a man, according to LiveScience. The woman, who was completely healthy before the seizure, even believes other women are turning into men.

Read more at http://weirdnews.about.com/od/suggestedreading/tp/Love--Sex---Marriage.01.htm